November 18, 2009

Thank You Stalkers and Related Idiots

I just wanted to take a moment to thank my stalker and the friends/relatives she is now sending to help stalk me. Your dedication to visiting me daily and your fascination with me is eventually going to allow me to quit my job and blog full time. I have you and your family and friends to thank for that when it happens.

See........every time you come to visit me. Every time you click on a link, Every time you show your sad little self here you help my blog statistics rise and you help make my blog an even more attractive place for advertisers. I received an offer this morning from another advertiser offering me $75 to blog about his website because you and your family have clicked the jewelry link at least 6 times lol. I won't get that $75 for another 30 days, but that's okay. I also got 2 other advertisers who'd like me to host giveaways and get free products to review due to all your hard work. My only request is that if you are going to continue visiting please click on more links. Or better yet, see that google search link up there? Click those often!! That would be GREAT!I know you have nothing better to do with your life than try to irritate me so come on. Really make something of yourself and click more links and read more posts. Is there anyone else you can send to help me out here? Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, or heck, even Mickey & Minnie, I know they have to know you on sight by now.

I don't mind at all, I really don't. I simply feel sorry for you and have for over a year now. My new boyfriend thinks it's hilarious and wonders if it's possible that you like me even more than he does. I'm thinking he mnight be right. So just keep coming and send more people. I can't wait to be rolling in the dough you and your people are going to make me. Early retirement through stalking..who'da thunk it?



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