Nessas Place

For those who missed me.........I sorry. I've been so for more than a week now and well, blogging or anything else was about the last thing on my mind. Not much happened so you haven't missed anything, except a 103 degree fever, massive kidney infection and a bad attitude in general during the whole darned ordeal. On the upside or downside, depending how you see it, I have to get rid of sodas. Period. I figure this will likely save my kidneys but I can't promise no one will die during the detox lol. I also have to start drinking decaf coffee.........that should be quite interesting. If I get really bitchy, you'll know why.

So anyway, I almost had to kick my son, Jonathon, out of the family. Little creep went to see Motley Crue in concert without me. Ashley went too but her friend bought her ticket. Jonathon bought his and neglected his mother. That's like just not right I tell ya. They only like Motley Crue because *I* introduced them to their music. He did sort of redeem himself though, he was instructed not to leave the concert without a T-shirt for his mommy, he surprised me though. The following is about how the conversation went via text:
JJ: I got ur shirt
Mommy: Good, I guess you can stay in the family a little while longer then
JJ: How forgiven would I be if I could get Poison tickets?
Mommy: Well, you'd be almost forgiven but they're not Motley Crue.......
JJ: Well, I just became your #1 son
Mommy: You're bringing Nikki Sixx home to me?????
JJ: okay maybe not number one exactly but definitely a favorite. I got 2 tickets to Poison, Def Leppard and Cheap Trick August 19th.
Mommy : Cooooooooool

Sooooooo, I can't wait for Wednesday, but Thursday is gonna be reeeeeeal interesting. Hopefully I'll be able to keep my voice this time, unlike when I went to Motley Crue. Hopefully I'll be well enough to go in the first place.

On another note......the shirt he bought me........well, here, just look. I'm thinking I probably shouldn't wear it to any PTA meetings.......

Anyway, just wanted to stop in and say I'm not dead.........I just feel like it. Now I get to catch up on about 6000 emails. Deep joy.

Nessa

Oh wait, the theme for today's edition of Monday's Crazy Questions is Aliens AND Private Parts. Whew! I was scared for a sec there.

Anyway, here goes:

1.The aliens have landed...they have invited you in for dinner....what do you think they are up to?

They probably want to examine my stalker for purposes of building an evil robot army. The joke will be on them though when they realize all she can do is shop and give tours of Disney.

2. Remember that 20 dollar bill you found on the ground a few memes ago?? Ok you picked it up and someone comes to and says..hey that's mine...what do you say?

Not anymore!

3. You got offered a part in a movie... they will pay an enormous amount of money....but you have to play the town she slut/he slut.. do you play the part or do you refuse to compromise your values?

Hmmmmm, I'd do it. It's a part in a movie, it wouldn't mean I really am a slut. Just like Tom Cruise is a sawed off lil creep with no manners on other people's sofa's instead of an action hero. I'm just sayin........

4. Do you have a name for your private parts?

Ummmmm, no lol. I can't think of any women who do really.

5. You are driving north on Hell avenue and can only turn west on to hell Terrace. There is a car coming toward you on Hell avenue also, which also can only turn west onto Hell terrace. what does this prove??

Apparently that i haven't had near enough coffee yet this morning. This one made my brain hurt.

6. Where is the strangest place you ever did the deed?

Ummmmmm, not telling.

7. Have you ever been caught doing the nasty...who caught you and where were you?

I dunno but there was that time with the motel room drapes being open at first lol.

8. What can put you in the rottenest mood ever

Nothing really, I generally choose to be happy no matter what.

One of my friends here in the neighborhood is having a baby. She's due sometime next month and it's her first baby. She's far from her family and doesn't really know many people here so some of the other neighbors and I decided to do something nice for her. We're going to tell her it's a barbecue and throw her a surprise baby shower.

I get to be in charge of the baby shower favors. Normally, this would have me cringing or rocking in a corner crying lol. I am great at going to parties but i'm not too big on hosting them. Especially with little time to plan.

This time will be different though. I found bellissimofavors.com and they have some of the absolutely cutest stuff I've ever seen for all kinds of parties. Frankly they have things I never would have thought of on my own. From anniversaries, graduation and baby showers to Christening and Baptism, this place covers it all with some delightful and inventive ideas. Not just that but the prices are nice too. That's always a plus.

Soooo, I'm excited be in charge of favors this time. I'm sure the young lady the party is for will love the great ideas and the party will be a smash.

Nessa

Here's something we did for entertainment this summer.

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Nessa

When I first started experiencing pain in my neck and shoulder my doctor tried about everything she could think of. From muscle relaxers to pain killers. Nothing helped at all til she tried me on Tramadol. For whatever reason this worked perfect and one pill a day took all the pain away. I was amazed really. I never did Buy Tramadol anywhere but at the local pharmacy but sometimes I wish I had. I don't take it anymore, thanks to other remedies I'v but if I did I'd be interested in knowing where to get it for lest costly like a tramadol online - bluebook or something.
For those of you who have to take it, consider buying Tramadol COD and save yourself gas and time. Delivery right to your door is a wonderful thing no matter what it is.

Nessa