March 31, 2011

Thursday Thunks....The Grape Version

1. If all the world is a stage, where are the audience sitting?

If the rest of the world is anything like my house, they're on the couch playing Halo 3, screaming and wondering why everyone else looks at them funny.

2. Taken from InsanityCafe Forums: If ghosts exist and are around us now, what happens if all life on Earth is destroyed? Would ghosts remain or also be destroyed? If ghosts are energy and energy on the planet is destroyed, wouldn't it destroy ghosts?

Gawd, I should have been medicated before reading that. Ghosts exist. I'm sure of that. I'll show you ours as proof. As for whether ghosts would be destroyed too....I don't think it would matter, with no one to scare or look after depending on the reason they exist, they would have no purpose.

The picture was taken by my son on his camera phone. The only person in our house that could be as tall as the figure in the picture was over 1000 miles away at work. We don't know who or what this is but they were standing at the end of the couch in front of the front door.

3. How do you know you live in the real world?

Because there are idiots in it. Nuff said

4. What the best/worst April Fools Day joke that has ever been played on you? Same question for one that you have played on someone else.

I don't think there really has been one that stands out but one of my nephews was born on April Fools Day and he's a dancin fool lol. Watch him shake his tushie. He's awesome!

5. If you could pick the last year of your life, which would you pick and why?

I dunno, I definitely would want to meet all my grandkids that i'll have and see my kids happy in their lives.

6. April showers bring May flowers. Have you ever been stuck in a rainstorm?

Yeah, about a month ago when we went to the auction and I wore my brand new SUEDE boots from Nine West because the rain was supposed to have ENDED. Not only didn't it end, but the auction had a friggin lake around it.

7. Grapes. Green or red/purple? Seeded or seedless?

Color doesn't matter, but I hate seeded grapes.

8. Someone knocks at your door asking where your neighbor lives, calling your neighbor by name, do you point them in the right direction?

If it's the cops, the FBI, the CIA, KGB, Al Quaida, the little men with white coats or the Humane society hell yes! If it's the prize patrol from publisher's clearing house i'll say they are armed to teeth and plan to shoot anyone who steps on their porch.

9. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

Harley.........who was apparently in the pond earlier. He's not so white anymore. Blech!

10. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

This morning. I'm actually still out here doing Thursday Thunks, yelling at Harley to stop trying to eat my chair out from under me (luckily it's metal, so i'm safe, but trust me he's trying) and wondering if the neighbors are going to continue to allow their dogs to keep chasing the little inbred calf just barely more than a week old. I keep hoping the Momma kicks the crap out of them since the owners don't seem to mind. ( not that I advocate an animal being hurt, but a momma cow has to do what a momma cow has to do ) Oops.....just as I typed that the Daddy/brother to the calf sent one of the dogs rolling and the other ran. WTG BroDad!



Berleen said...

Yeaaa for cows!!!!

irel said...

#8 is funny! That ghost thing is scary!I would have freaked out! Thanks for visiting my blog. Enjoy!

AZ Harveys said...

Ugh, I love rain, but hate losing new shoes in unexpected rain. Thant is the worst!

And agree, who in their right mind wants seeds in their grapes??

Shawnna said...

#3 True. Very, very true!
#4 Cute! What a great dancer he is.

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

I do like your idiot theory. It explains so much! Have a great day!